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Julio Juan "Jew-Jew" Barea was born in the thin air of La Paz, Bolivia, to a family of Jewish llama farmers. From young age, Jew-Jew used to hop on the fluffy back of Rico, his favorite llama, and get to the nearest newspaper stand so he could read about the rich and famous of Hollywood. Time was Jew-Jew's hombre and he grew up to be quite the ladies' man. In his high school yearbook, Barea was voted as "Most Eligible Mustache" of 1998, a title which made him a legend among his friends and earned him a free supply of flan. After high school he decided to take Rico, jump on his furry back and head up to Hollywood. He still gets flan delivered to his apartment every Tuesday.